shrek

i deaply want to look like shrek i find him so hot with his green face and fat body. i dont know what to do to look exactly like him or similar to him. what should i do? hes perfect in every way you could imagine. i love you shrrek forever and always.

Final Results

1st.
paint my body green
-
29%
2nd.
eat alot of onions
-
25%
3rd.
comment
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25%
4th.
gaine weight
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21%

Comments:

not sure about eating onions but painting your body green is definitely the way to go!
Added by Anonymous - 11 months ago
creep !
Added by Anonymous - 11 months ago
you are so stupid.
Added by Anonymous - 11 months ago
Shrek is without a doubt one awesome dude and I am not the least bit surprised to hear that you want to be just like him. All of what you have listed above would be appropriate.
Added by Anonymous - 11 months ago

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