Should I tell her my Secret?

I sometimes save my urine and fecal matter in a jar, then I like to rub the pudding into my skin, then I lie to my wife and tell her that I like to go dumpster diving for treasures to avoid her knowing where te scent really comes from. Should I tell my wife the truth? Ive been married for 9 years.

Final Results

1st.
yes
-
73%
2nd.
no
-
27%

Comments:

thats seriously disgusting and you should stop you could get infections and diseases. you need to see a doctor or something cuz thats sick and and you have some seriious isses...sorry but im just telling the truth
Added by Anonymous - 7 months ago

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