sex

ive been married for 65 year, but i never had sex! we do the occasional blowjob, and sometimes he eats my pussy. everytime i try to get frisky, he holds back!!! one time he even had a heart attack. i wanna have sex before i die! what to do!!?!? please help, its an emergency.

Final Results

1st.
CHEAT ON THAT MUTHA FUCKIN OLD DUDE
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69%
2nd.
die a sad lonely virgin
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31%

Comments:

YOU ARE SO EFFIN PATHETIC...LOL. WOOW.
Added by Anonymous - 11 months ago
even though this is most likely fake i will still answer. tell him how you feel and progress from there -PRD
Added by Anonymous - 11 months ago
LMAOOOOO that the first comment believed this :D
Added by Anonymous - 11 months ago
mi grandma spks lk ths 2! wikid.
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
Fake. PS... It isn't a legal marriage without consummation. Look it up.
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
I have a feeling this is fake. Stupid teenager. Older ladies can spell way better than that!!!
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
WoW, i gotta tell you it must of taken you some time to come up with this bullshit but hey, you gotta admit its entertaining !
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
Don't cheat on him! Maybe instead of having sex you just kiss him and do fun things like that. If that stiill dosn't work try counsiling. Its ok if you dont have sex. I guess.. This sounds wiered, but just do it slow... :) Hahaha But dont worry if you were so post to have sex you will have it. Overall DON"T CHEAT!!!!!!
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
Haven't you got anything better to do that post this rubbish up here?
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
ok um if youve been married for 65 years then youre old. no sex. its ok. no old people should engage in sexual situations. ever.
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
Whoever put this is bull cramping, it's not funny.
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago
DO NOT CHEAT!!! That is stupid! You married him and love him. Do not cheat on someone you love. He will find out and will be hurt. Try counceling and talk about why you dont have sex. married coupels should be having sex.
Added by Anonymous - 12 months ago

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